A White island but no red squirrels, a Myrtle cycling adventure.

Seeing as we have run out of historic Pub-2-Pub cycling mis-adventures this months blog is about my Myrtle, AKA the better half and also the designated responsible adult in our relationship. Being the Myrtle is not just an affectionate nickname but is a calling that few have chosen to take up the mantel. Myrtle has been cycling with me since 2017, her first bike was a step through Trek Navigator, that earned the name “Brambles”, as the bike and Myrtle spent most of their time arguing with vegetation of all types. Even Myrtle will admit that she is not the most confident rider and has balance issues, even to this day! Her next bike was what she called her first big girls bike, a Specialized Arial Hybrid named Sally, the bike used on this adventure. She has progressed to her first drop handlebar gravel e-bike, but this is a story for a future blog.

This year,(2019), the Son-in-law #2 (probationary) and myself would be undertaking our third Pub-2-Pub mis-adventure in the July, which that year was to be self-supported carrying our own luggage. I had purchased a new bike packing seatpost bag for the trip to go with the handlebar bag that I had bought in 2017 for our first P2P, and was wanting to have a trial run fully loaded to fine tune what I would be comfortable carrying and to see how the bike handled. Although the bike used for the test run would not the bike used on the P2P this I was still waiting to buy.

Myrtle and myself had started going on longer joint cycling trips and on Bank Holidays, if the weather is good we have full day cycling tour. It was the Easter weekend and what a weekend it would turn out to be, we Left Eastbourne at 5am in the car loaded for Southampton to get the ferry over to the Isle of Wight Arriving fairly early we parked the car up in a long stay car park near the ferry terminal where it would be staying for the day. It was a short five minute ride from the carpark to the ticket counter, which was closed! Luckily there was an automated ticket machine. Tickets bought we debated coffee now or wait until we board.

Whilst we was waiting for the ferry to dock and unload several other cyclist arrived and it soon turned into a bit of a lycra-fest! Once boarded and bikes parked we trouped up to the passenger deck to queue for breakfast, which turned out to be surprisingly good and value for money. Stomachs full we went to watch the Island grow larger and soon Cowes harbour came into sight. Returning to the car deck I set up the Garmins and finding the GPX route that I had plotted the night before, the boat docked, walking down the gangway we pulled to the kerbside to wait for all the vehicles to depart, and we was off.

Now when I planned this trip I knew there would be hills involved but for some reason I have never associated the Isle of Wight with being particular hilly, boy was I wrong. I had decided to get the hills out of the way in the first half of the ride because Myrtle has an intense hatred of hills! and struggles on them. Turning left out of the ferry terminal we headed towards Wootton, straight into a long climb, Myrtle stopped suddenly in front of me took one look at the hill ahead and promptly swore at me, “why is there a hill this early into the trip, I need to warm my legs up” she huffed at me and rode on. We soon passed the entrance to Osbourne House, the holiday home of Queen Victoria, Prince Albert designed the house himself in the style of an Italian Renaissance palazzo. The builder was Thomas Cubitt, the London architect and builder whose company built the main facade of Buckingham Palace.

Dropping down to Wootton Bridge we paused to take a couple of photos of Wootton Creek, before turning right just after the bridge onto Firestone Copse Road which is a much quieter road than the one we started on. We carried on climbing and in places Myrtle had to get off and push her bike, the looks she was giving me, I was starting to fear for my life! We stopped at the top of another hill to have a drink and catch our breath, the views over the countryside was spectacular, Myrtle asked if I had a snack bar as she was getting peckish. As I fumbled in my tube bag I felt the cold hand of death grip the back of my neck, I had left the snack bars on the kitchen counter at home! I’m going to die out here I thought and they are never going to find the body.

We rode on heading towards Bembridge, pulling into the North Quay to look for a snack shop or a café to no avail,this is going well I thought as I was getting the “look”, we took some phots instead and set off again. Following the road that skirted the harbour we passed houseboat upon houseboat, some were for rental as well, would love to have a stay in one, something to think about for the future. We was still climbing and the hills was getting steeper, we passed Bembridge Airport down to Yaverland and finally dropped onto the flat and Sandown Beach, time for a coffee and cake stop.

Leaving Sandown we pushed our bikes back up the hill and found the signage for the Red Squirrel Trail, as soon as we had joined it we came across the Peddallers Café, if I had known this was here we wouldn’t have stopped in Sandown. It was nice to get off the roads onto the traffic free cycle route and we was looking forward to seeing some of the famous red squirrels! (nope, not a sign, narda, none etc…). We crossed several roads fought our way past a crowed of locals watching a plastic duck race, passed loads of sculptures and plaques informing of what wildlife you could expect to see. The cycle route was well kept and very popular and we was soon approaching Newport, we decided to go into the town for some lunch. We found ourselves in front of the Minster, which the original late 12th-century church was dedicated to St Thomas of Canterbury (Thomas Becket) (1118–1170). Later, under the rule of King Henry VIII of England(1509–1547), when Becket was declared to have been a traitor, the Canterbury part of the name was dropped. Finding a café in the shadow of the Minster we sat outside in the hot sunshine people watching whilst waiting for our food to be delivered, following lunch we had a short wander around the square window shopping.

Returning back to NCN 23 we headed towards Cowes, our plan was a side trip into Cowes Town for some cake and a coffee before getting the ferry back to the mainland. But not reading the signs correctly we missed the turning to the town and ended up at the Cowes Chain Ferry. We decided to cross and find a café on the other side, wrong, there isn’t any!! We saw the ferry arriving it was now 4pm and we decided to get this ferry. Taking the time to get out of our sweat soaked cycling clothes and with the judicial use of wet wipes to clean the chamois cream off we changed into the clothes I had in the saddle bag, and then devoured a chocolate cupcake each washed down with a coffee.

Bikes re-loaded onto the car, we left Southampton for the long journey back home, listening to the presenter on Radio 2 we lost count of how many times we was informed that this hottest day of the year, so far. All in all this had been a very good day trip, which we decided we would have to revisit the island again in the future with the bikes.

Pub-2-Pub 2020, cycle touring during a pandemic, part 3.

Day 3 (Whitby to Hull), cancelled due to weather forecast.

Unscheduled rest day due to Storm Ickle Baby Kimmie, had to resort to support team (the aforementioned ickle baby Kimmie daughter #3 along with grandchild’s #3 and #5 of 6) to transport us from Whitby to Hull. With a side trip to Robin Hoods Bay, lovely little place that I have been wanting to visit for some time.

No cycling issues today (obviously), but leave it to the daughter and grandchild #3 not to listen when told not to get too close to the water on the slipway!!! When they got drenched by a large wave. Leaving Robin Hoods Bay we set off for Hull, stopping in Scarborough for a fish and chip lunch.

After we checked in to the hotel at Hull and sorted out some essential maintenance to the bikes, obviously their needs came before ours!!, we ventured out into Hull City Centre for some food and a pint (well it’s still a Pub-2-Pub trip, the rules does not discriminate if no riding occurred!!)

Day 4 (Hull to Camblesforth)

The good thing about staying in a Premier Inn is the all you can eat breakfast, but instead of the normal full English we both opted for porridge, fruit and yoghurt, we were joined for breakfast by Grandchilds #3 and #5, whilst the Daughter was outside sucking on a cancer stick (horrible habit Ickle Baby Kimmie, it will stunt your growth). After struggling with our bikes back down to ground level we recommenced our truncated trip on a very chilly, damp but not as windy Sunday morning, weather is defiantly autumnal. Today would be nice and easy(ish) with only a little lumpy section early on in the day. We would be following the Trans Pennine Trail for most of today, but finding our way to the trail was anything but easy, signage around the City centre is a little lacking.

We eventually left the city behind us and was heading towards the Humber Bridge, we had hoped to cross the bridge and return again, but on arriving we found it closed to traffic that day. Following the alternative Trans Pennine Route from the bridge as the main route was also closed, this sent us around the houses around the A164. Again the Garmin was playing up as it did not like us not following the GPX route we had plotted, instead of listening to the device when it tried sending us back to where the device wanted us to be, we ignored it this time as we had had enough of being sent back to where we had deviated to only be sent almost back the same way again.

We was now on some lovely quiet lanes and it was nice to ride side-by-side to chat rather than shouting back and forth at each other. Following the river we passed through several picturesque villages, we started looking for somewhere to stop and have a snack, unfortunately everything we passed was closed. We pushed on leaving the lanes and following the bridleway, the landscape became flatter and rural.

In the distance we could see Drax Power Station on the other side of the Humber River, our destination where the Son-in-Law lived was a little village in the shadow of the power station. I also worked at the Power Station when the “B” site was being built between 1982 to 1986 and seeing it brought back a lot of memories. Due to the winding nature of the river one minute the power station dominated the landscape the next it looked tiny in the distance. We was now starting to get hungry and looking on Google realised that the best opportunity to get anything without having to make a large detour would be Howden. We stopped at a little café right next to Howden Minster and stuffed our faces before setting off again. We made a executive decision and decided against remaining on the Trans Pennine Trail as the route ahead was not the best and was also taking us out of our way.

We crossed the Humber at Booth over the swing bridge which was used on the Tour de Yorkshire 2019. Traveling through Airmyn, past Snaith and through Carlton, we could almost taste the beers waiting for us. Our finish line this year would be the garden shed pub (the Weesheif) at Emmerson’s parents, where we was rewarded by a bottle of beer each and patted each other on the back. Day one and two had been a real challenge for the pair of us and whilst it was disappointing that we did not complete day three we had made the best decision. We both made a commitment that at some point in the near future we would go back to Whitby so we could ride to Hull and complete the 2020 trip.


Weather Impact:   7.9%, Headwind: 51% @ 16.5-22.7mph, Longest Headwind: 41m 14s, Air Speed: 10.9mph, Temp: 14.7°C, Precipitation: 0% @ 0 Inch/hr. Elapsed Time: 5.49.43hrs. Moving Time: 4.20.51hrs. Distance:  42.39miles. Average Speed: 9.8mph. Max Speed: 21mph. Elevation Gain: 906ft. Maximum Elevation: 170ft. Injury/Incidents/Mechanicals:  none, now that’s a first!!! Highlight Of The Day:  The final pint at the Weeshief, nothing this weekend went down better, job done for 2020, time to start planning for 2021, although we do need to re-visit and complete 2020’s day 3 route Whitby to Hull.


Pub-2-Pub 2020, cycle touring during a pandemic, part 2.

Day 2 (Yarm to Whitby).

Was supposed to have been a short day with only 44 miles to do, but storm ickle baby Kimmie (named for daughter #3) had other ideas as we was to find out. We left Yarm at about 8.30am after a fortifying breakfast into a light drizzle, wind wasn’t too bad, and at least it was a tailwind. The rain soon stopped and we dried out as we followed mostly cycle paths to take us back to the coast, although my Garmin was occasionally being temperamental and we lost our way several times as we passed around Middlesbrough. Bleeding squirrels 🐿 are mad around these parts, as we cycled along they was running out onto the path and playing chicken with us, Emmerson clipped one that was determind to make us swerve out of the way, I swear that when it got up it that it was going to chase Emmerson down and pound him into the dirt. Arriving at Redcar we turned right onto the Coast Road and saw the sea for the first time that day, the wind had been gradually picking up speed all morning and as we crossed onto the Coast Road we was buffeted by a nasty side wind that almost knocked me into Emmerson and into the path of an oncoming vehicle, first brown cycle knicker moment of the day! We spied a little café shack which was open, needing a break to calm my nerves we stopped for a warming coffee and scone each.

We was literally blown out of Redcar, barely had to peddle at all, the tail wind was turning into a bit of a godsend. Following National Cycle Route 1, which was also part of the EuroVelo Route 12, we headed towards Saltburn by the Sea dropping down steep winding hills and being helped back up hills, that we would normally struggle on or even push up, by the tailwind, this was brilliant. We dropped down into Cowbar, stopping at the tiny harbour to take in the view of the rough North Sea pounding the cliffs on either side. We now had about 5 miles of solid climbing ahead of us on steeper hills, which involved a lot of pushing despite the helping tail winds, we eventually reached the summit and was rewarded with a long mostly straight drop to re-join the main road to Whitby. Stopping to check google maps in the shelter of lonely isolated cottage wall, I set my bike on its kick stand and grabbed my water bottle. As I started to drink there was a change in the wind direction which caught my bike sideways on and blew it over with such force my saddle tuned 90 degrees, luckily there was no major damage to my bike and after sorting my saddle we set of again. Emmerson soon spotted a sign for a garden centre with a café, whilst neither of us was particularly hungry we decided to stop for lunch seeing as we was in the middle of nowhere and not certain when we would somewhere else to eat.

After lunch heading over top of the coast road the wind really kicked in and the direction had changed from a tail wind into more of a tailing side wind, couple of times we was blown sideways into the other side of the road, it was that bad even when pushing the bikes we was being blown sideways. The weather forecast had warned us to expect light showers in the afternoon, and we had been quite lucky since the initial shower when we set of that morning. Looking out over the North Sea we saw sinister black clouds, approaching the coast rapidly, large drops of rain soon started to fall, getting heavier and heavier and what with the gusting wind visibility was becoming an issue. Looking down at my Garmin I noted that we only had 5 miles to go to reach our overnight accommodation, looking at Emmerson I shrugged my shoulders and we battled on, the time was now 1pm. We had to reach our accommodation by 3pm as they would be closing to deep clean ahead of the night time opening, ah the joys of Covid-19, 5 miles with 2 hours to get there no problem I thought. The rain was now falling that hard that there was rivers flowing down the steep hills, as we dropped down into Sandsend my brakes was fading out, I was almost sideways on skidding using my foot to act as an anchor, sweat was mixing with the rain running into my eyes I could barely see anything. I swear I saw a hooded skeleton holding a scythe waiting for me at the bottom of that hill checking my name off of his list!!! We pulled over looking for some shelter to re-group, I took the time to phone the accommodation, to say we would be late, the landlady was outstanding, informing us not to worry there would be someone there to let us in when we arrived. Thank god for that otherwise we would have had to find somewhere to lay-up until they re-opened.

The last hour felt like 6 hours, we mostly pushed our bikes now due to the combination of the wind, rain and also spray from the idiot drivers speeding along the roads in those conditions. The path we was following ran out and we had to push our bikes on the main road out of Whitby to Aislaby where we as staying that night. We finally arrived like two drowned idiots and had one final hurdle to overcome, we had to manhandle our bikes through the Pub and down the narrow cellar stairs, this job done we was shown to our room. I walked through the door and instantly walloped my head on the low ceiling beam over my bed. The Landlady offered us the use of her tumble drier and whilst Emmerson sorted out drying our clothes, I was sorting out our bags, I forgot about the low ceiling and banged my head again for the second but not the last time that night. Showered and in dry clean clothes we went downstairs for several pints and our dinner, it was time to decide on our options for the next day, the weather was forecasted to be worse with wind speeds up to 30mph and gusts between 40-48mph.

After several beers we started reminiscing on past rides, the funny random ride stories and discussing our bad luck, which we always laugh off and seem to make light of a bad situation. The idea arose, why don’t we record our rides and stories? Our Facebook pages gets a live updates each night to family and friends who follow us on our trips, but that’s not good to look back on and find at a later date…. what would be the best way to record our mis-adventures, that’s easily accessible and we are able to share with others…? Emmerson piped up “I know, what about a blog?” Several more beers later we had fleshed out the basics that we wanted to acheive.


Weather: Headwind: 34% @ 19.3-40mph, Longest Headwind: 49m 19s, Temp: 7.8-12.9°C, Precipitation: damp to monsoon. Elapsed Time: 7.28.45hrs. Moving Time: 5.24.52hrs. Distance:  44.36miles. Average Speed: 8.2mph. Max Speed: 33.6mph. Elevation Gain: 2,497ft. Maximum Elevation: 1,219ft. Injuries/Mechanicals/Incidents:  Williams 4 (scraped leg with peddle, rain water mixing with sweat running into eyes, bike blown over twisted saddle, brake fade due to monsoon conditions), Emmerson 3 (dodgy knee, brakes fading on steeper descents due to monsoon conditions, skidding in the wet due to riding on slick tyres (it’s a tour Emmerson, riding on slicks not a good idea). High Points: tailwind blowing us out of Redcar without having to peddle.  Round of applause from locals on approach to Whitby due to riding in monsoon conditions. Arriving at B&B and shower whilst tumble drying bikes & equipment. More than 1 but less than 10 pints of beer and one of the best steak pies I’ve ever had. Low Points: side winds & storm Kimmie, idiot traffic. Squirrels 🐿 killed: 1 (Emmerson the squirrel 🐿 killer).


Pub-2-Pub 2020, cycle touring during a pandemic, part 1.

We had planned for a slightly different agenda for 2020’s annual pub-2-pub trip, this year we was going to walk the 3 peaks and cycle the Fat Lad at the Back (fatladattheback.com) sportive over the early May bank holiday weekend. Little did we know that the Covid-19 pandemic was going to put pay to everything!

Lockdown #1 came and finished and life as we knew it was re-starting although in a limited fashion, we had been talking for a few weeks about trying to get a short trip, and set about thinking what we should undertake. Talk turned to creating our own trip instead of following established well known routes, we settled on starting in Newcastle and riding the coast back to the Son-in-Laws house, for some strange reason we have a penchant for our trips to include Newcastle. Working out the logistics we settled on 4 days with overnight stops in Yarm, Whitby and Hull. Left my better half with the job of organising our accommodation (we would end up regretting this and the new P-2-P travel agent would end up being merrily scolded). A week before we was to set off the pandemic was starting a second phase, areas of the North and North East was seeing a spike in cases, the government was talking about new restrictions, our trip was starting to look uncertain. Luckily the new restrictions would not bother us that much, but the weather was our next concern. On the run up to the trip I was keeping a close eye on the long range forcast, it looked like we was going that have a storm on days 1 and 2.

Day 1 (Newcastle to Yarm)

We rose early loaded our bikes and luggage then left to pickup the son-in-laws mother who would be bring his car back home for him and set off for York train station. on arriving at York we was presented with 2 personalised hand sanitiser bottles made by my Daughter, who has a little cottage craft business to make some pocket money, and also according to the son-in-law to keep her out of mischief and spending his hard earned on her shopping sprees. We struggled up and down the stairs over to our platform, now Emmerson works for Network rail and knows York station like the back of his hand, so why was it that he made me carry my bike up and down these stairs when there is a perfectly good ramp on the other side, grrrrr. The temperature was on the chilly side, we had only brought our summer cycling kit with us, but also had arm warmers as well, as we waited fro the train to arrive I decided to put these on. We had pre-booked to bikes onto the train to ensure that we did not have any issues, the train we got on had hanging hooks for cycles, these are not the best to get fully loaded bikes onto and back off again, i ended up giving up and propped Clywd up against the wall.

When we arrived in Newcastle the weather had improved slightly, and the sun was out making it feel warmer, so far so good but I knew that the weather was going to turn at some point during the day. Getting from the train station down onto the quay side and our official start point next to the Millennium bridge proved to be a bit of a trek. First skynet (my Garmin 830) was sending us around in circles, we gave up and ignored it and followed our noses. Emmerson spotted a sign for the quay which turned out to be a thousand step climb down lugging fully loaded bikes, after what seemed to be forever we finally made it, at the bottom I looked to my right and saw the road that we had been following before taking the alleged short cut, cue more grrrr’s. We took a starting picture framing in both the Millennium and Tyne bridges and set off. We had had no breakfast before we set of this morning, our plan was to stop at a cycle cafe a mile or so from our start, this proved a bit of a disapointment, due to Covid-19 the cafe was only serving a very limited menu, did take advantage of the tame cycling mechanic who sorted out my front derailleur cable, I was struggling to change into my big chain ring. One of the deciding factors for ridding on the wrong side of the Tyne river was that both of us wanted to cycle the Tyne foot and cycle tunnel, this was something that we was excited about on the ride out of Newcastle. The route out was like an old friend this would be the 3rd time that we had ridden this way on our pub-2-pub trips and it didn’t take long before we was at the tunnel entrance, as luck had it the lifts was working, no carrying the bikes down more stairs today for us. To say that the tunnel was a little disappointment would be an understatement, no sooner had we set of we arrived at the other end, anticlimax after all the hype! The tunnel we rode in Edinburgh two years earlier was better, and what made that one even better was we didn’t know it was there so came as a complete surprise.

Leaving Newcastle behind us it started to drizzle lightly, we cycled on a mixture of roads and cycle paths, the rain was getting steadily heavier and by the time we got to Seaburn we was both cold, wet and hungry, a lunch stop was needed. Finding a place for lunch turned out to be a bit of a chore, the track-and-trace app had finally been released and we hadn’t downloaded it, we finally got in to a cafe for a much needed fry-up. I’ve got to say the first half of this day was disappointing we was ridding through built up areas with not a lot to look at, Sunderland was horrible, we was glad when we tuned onto the coast road which we followed to Seaham. There is a statue at Seaham called Tommy that I had read about when researching our trip, it is of a first world war soldier and is very impressive and well worth a visit. The rain was on and off the rest of the afternoon as soon as we had managed to dry off it started raining again. We rode into Hartlepool, the last time I was there about 10 years ago it was very run down, Im glad to say that its starting to improve thanks to the regeneration of the area.

We moved away from the coastline after Hartlepool, and finally the rain ceased the rest of the day would be dry, when we got to Egglescliffe we stoped at a Shell garage for a quick snack as time was getting on. Finally we saw signage for Yarm, 5 Miles it said, next sign 6 miles? WTF are we going backwards. Eventually we dropped down a long steep hill into the Town, It looked lovely, now to find our accommodation, we rode out of town and kept going and going, again WTF, after what felt like 10 miles, but was in reality 2 miles we found our overnight stay, this wasn’t Yarm but a one horse village with no name. Our accommodation wasn’t serving food that night, they told us about the local pub, as the time was 8pm we had no choice, we had wanted to try Yarm but the new restriction in place required pub’s and restaurants to close at 10pm. The local pub was a lovely looking place, we wandered in sat down, as it was table service only (another of the new restrictions) and got our phones out, the barman quickly came over and told us it was a “dry” pub no electronic devices allowed. We asked if we could take a quick photo first and was refused, we was also told that they only accepted cash? I mean in the middle of this pandemic where cashless and contacts payment was encouraged. We looked at each other checked our pockets for cash and managed to scrape £20 together which luckily managed to pay for our beer and food. Emmerson went outside to make a quick phone call to say goodnight to the misses and kiddlies and was accosted again, this time for not sitting down outside, by this time it was throwing it down and all the seats was soaking wet. We quickly eat our food and left, it was a shame the beer and food was really good, pity about the attitude, there was no signs anywhere informing of the ban on electronics, and I saw several locals in the smoking area using theirs. 

Stats for day 1

Distance: 63.49 miles. Elapsed Time: 9hrs 35mins 15secs. Moving Time: 7hrs 06mins 57secs. Weather Impact:  2.9%, Headwind: 54% @ 9-17.6mph, Longest Headwind: 01h 18m 23s, Air Speed: 8.8mph, Temp: 9.6-9.7°C, Precip: 40% @ 0.53 Inch/hr. Average Speed: 8.9mph. Max Speed: 29.1mph. Elevation Gain: 2,182ft. Maximum Elevation: 329ft.  Injures/mechanicals: Emmerson 3 (front derailleur not engaging big ring, Garmin turned itself of at 19 miles & smart watch battery died ). Williams 2 (jarred neck due to potholes, front derailleur cable slippage. High points: Tyne tunnel (although shorter than expected), Tommy the soldier sculpture at Seaham, reaching BB and first pint. Low points: Riding through Sunderland (signage poor) the rain, the rain & the sodding rain, attitude of staff at pub. 

Way of The Roses (Pub-2-Pub 2019)

Following on from two successful and enjoyable credit card multi-day cycling tours using a dedicated company to book the accommodation, transfer the luggage from accommodation to accommodation and to provide the planning of the route. We decided that this year we would do all the planning etc… ourselves. 

The route this year would be another iconic coast to coast route, The Way of the Roses (Morecambe to Bridlington), but in true Pub-2-Pub fashion we decided to do this in reverse. When researching the route and asking questions on several of the Facebook cycling groups we was informed that we would be mad doing this in reverse as the prevailing winds was west to east. But the deciding factor was transportation logistics to get to the start and back from the finish off the route. We again decided on late July for the trip to maximise the daylight hours and also for the weather, as it happened the date we decided on was the same weekend as the years before trip. 

For this years trip we had both decided on upgrading our bikes from hybrids to gravel bikes, Emmerson bought a second hand Frome Hooklaw. Whilst I wanted to get a Specialized Diverge, mainly for the future shock suspension system. But when I went in to my Local Bike Shop I was told that this and every other gravel bike was out of stock and would be for some time due to the high demand. As it happened they had a  Cannondale Touring 2 on display that was the right frame size, also was reduced in price by several hundred pounds, so I bought it there and then on the spot. Additionally this year we would be ridding with our luggage using bike packing bags, this was another expense but was offset by the choice of accommodation. 

I was in charge of planning the route and booking the accommodation, for the route planing I had heard about Komoot from the cycling groups on Facebook. There is a free version where you get a “region” of your choice or for a £35 one of fee you get the world. Accommodation wise would be Youth Hostels at York and Malham on the trip with the Premier Inn at Bridlington.

I arrived at the Son-in-Law #2 (Probationary) at 4pm of Thursday 19th July, unloaded from my car and proceeded to attach the handelbar, frame and seat post bags to my bike, whilst waiting for Emmerson to get home from work. We would be ridding from Camblesforth in North Yorkshire to get the train at Goole  over to Bridlignton,so that we could get in an early start the next morning.

Day 1 (Bridlignton to York)

Sunny start with some occasional scattered showers for the first part of the day, following the obligartory photos at the Way of The Roses marker on the seafront we set off, the route took us through Bridligton old town out into the Yorkshire Wolds on quite undulating roads and lanes. About 10 miles prior to Pocklington the sky’s turned black, hail and heavy rain fell soaking us to the bone.

We stoped for lunch in Pocklington to dry off and to let the rain clear, once we had cleared the town on our re-start I managed to get myself stung by what I thought was nettles, but must have been some other plant, lower leg stung the rest of the day and night. Weather gradually got better in the late afternoon and we was on track for getting into York in fairly early. We was supposed to be meeting up with some friends of Emmerson’s in York for a night on the tiles, unfortunately this was cancelled a qiuck change of plans was decided, we would be meeting up with Daughter #3 with Grandchilds #3 and #5 of 6 for a meal and a few drinks. The hardest part of day one was finding the YHA in York, my Garmin had thrown a hissy fit and was sending us all other the place. We almost rode past it as the bleeding machine was trying to send us back to the point we had deviated from the route, (Skynet does not like us finding our own way, and was adamant that we would ride back and pick up the route it wanted us to take!). Luckily I happened to look to my left to check for traffic before turning onto the road and happened to see the sign for the YHA.

We took the opportunity to unload some kit from our luggage to lighten our loads, overpacking seams to be our thing!! This was handed over to my daughter when we met her in York City Centre. The weather was bright and sunny when we left the YHA, should have taken our rain coats, it was bucketing it down when we left the restaurant and we had a long walk back. Two drowned rats arrived back for a final beer before retiring for another hot shower and to get the wet cloths dried. 

Statistics for day

Distance: 63.65 miles. Riding time: 5hrs 55mins. Rain: Biblical. School Children almost ran over; 1.322 (school out rambling the Yorkshire Wolds). Exotic animals: 1, baby giraffe (according to Emmerson). Toffees awarded: 4 each. Pints drunk: Several each Guinness (Emmerson) and speckled  hen (Williams). Incidents/Ouches: Emmerson 3, mounting bike, dismounting bike and skidding on gravel. Williams 2, stung by exotic plant, leg still stinging at 8.15pm, hit pot hole and jared poorly arm.

Day 2 (York to Malham)

Left York after a rather greasy breakfast at the YHA (what would you expect for £5 for the pair of us), followed the River Ouse out of the City, today would be another day of two halves, first half flat and fast to Ripon where we stopped for lunch near to the Cathedral. Had to pop into Boots in Rippon to get some medication form my leg, which was still stinging from yesterday. Ripon would also be the last of the flat easy riding. We was following the Way of the Roses official cycling route which took us through the grounds of Fountains Abbey which had a long climb through the grounds. as soon as we left the Abbey ground the hills started as did a rather nasty sidewind. Arrived in Pateley Bridge in a decent enough time, we should have taken the time to have a snack stop. little did we know of the hellish hill climbs to come all the way to Malham.  We did find a rather remote cafe at Stumps Cross Caverns, Emmerson had the right idea and had a snack, whilst I was still not hungry.

The wind speed had picked up and was gusting quite badly every time we passed an opening in the drystone wall that was on either side of the road. I’ve got to admit that the scenery was outstanding which didnt help when my mind wandered from controling the bike. We dropped down into the Yorkshire Dales national park, through chocolate box villages and over old stone bridges spanning rivers and past full campsites. If it was not for the wind it would be glorious. The last 15 miles seemed to take forever, I swear mile 56 lasted for 10 miles in itself! As we was halfway up another of the endless climbs my phone went off, it was an old school friend who I had rang earlier in the day to wish happy birthday. He must have thought I was having an heart attack when I answered the phone trying to catch my breath.

We finally arrived at Malham and the YHA at 7pm almost 11hrs after leaving York, knackered and almost on our last legs. Luckily Malham is a tiny place with only 2 pubs to choose from, several pints latter and after stuffing our faces with food we fell into our beds. Although sleep was no sound due to the presence of a very loud group of Irish guests staying at the gimping pods on the grounds of the YHA. I suffered for a couple of hours, but eventually had enough, getting up at 1am and  bellowing at the top of my voice for them to F off to bed!

Statistics for day

Distance: 67.82 miles. Riding time: 7hrs 32mins (total elapsed time: 11hrs 28mins). Weather: a wee bit blustery!!!  Exotic animals encountered: Horse-cows (ask Grandchild #5 of 6!!!), a spiky thing 9hedgehog), gazelles (Williams hallucinating again) and 1 dragon hatching 3 eggs. Dead X-men’s graves: 1 (Wolverine). Toffees awarded: quite a few. Incidents/ouchies: Emmerson 2, bike fell over, gouged leg (attacked by pedal). Williams 3, bike fell over twice and damaged front light on second time bike fell over. Pints drunk: several each, Hetton’s dark horse pale ale.

Day 3 (Malham to Morecambe)

Our legs was like jelly following yesterday’s epic (for us) ride. Had another rather disappointing breakfast, would rather had porridge and fruit than the greasy fry up on offer. Loading up our bikes after breakfast we left not looking forward to retracing our steps for about 5 mile uphill back to where we left the cycle route yesterday. 

We was heading to Settle and whilst the climbs today would not be as bad as yesterdays they was still long and steep. The one saving grace was that we would be descending down to Settle and not climbing out of it, we passed some dejected looking cycle tourists struggling with fully laden bikes going the opposite direction uphill, I lost my bottle and had to push my bike down the last quarter. into Settle. 

Arriving at Clapham we had to stop at the village shop to pick up some indigestion tablets, that breakfast was repeating, we decided to also have a short break and a snack stop. Leaving Clapham behind us we skirted the outside of the Forest of Bowland, climbing until we had reached our last hill, we dropped down into the Lune Valley.

Following the river Lune cycle path we made up quite a bit of our loss time on the flat fast path into Lancaster and onwards to our finish at Morecambe. But Skynet had one last try at making our trip longer than it should have been by trying to send us down a busy dual carriageway. Rejoining the cycle path we passed through a industrialised landscape until we rounded a corner to spy the seafront and the Way of the Roses marker. As we was taking the pictures of the end of the route, Emmerson’s father came around the roundabout, now that’s timing! We had two last things to do the first was to find Eric Morecambe’s statue for more photo’s and the second was to have the obligatory last beer of the trip before the journey back to North Yorkshire.

On the car journey back I reminisced on our trip, I was glad the we did this journey in reverse, I think I would have given up by the time we got to Pateley Bridge. Yorkshire hills are underestimated, they should be reclassified as mountains!!

Statistics for day

Distance: 44.19 miles, Riding time: 4hrs 47mins (6hr 06mins (total elapsed)). Hills: many (enough said!), Weather: not as blustery as yesterday! Exotic animals: more horsecows and clouds with legs. Toffees awarded: 2 each. Pints drank: 1 each (Doombar).


Coast and Castles (Pub-2-Pub 2018)

Following on from our first ever multi-day cycling mis-adventure (disclaimer, that first trip was credit card touring as would this one be!), we decided on scaling up the trip mileage and turn this one into a multi-country trip, well England and Scotlend are seperate countries sharing the same island. Again as per last year we booked this trip with a dedicated cycling trip company (Saddle Skedaddle bassed in Newcastle, http://www.skedaddle.com), for the ease of having our luggage moved to each overnight stop daily, and also for the peace of mind should we suffer a non-fixable mechanical or injury.

We had decided on late July for this trip and has it happened it was well into one of the best summers for years. We left Selby (North Yorkshire) for Newcastle in the late afternoon, after we had attended Grandchild #5 of 6 (“Resistance is futile”, if your are a trekkie your will get the reference!) pre-school leaving ceramony. We would be meeting up with Son-in-Law #1 for a pre-ride night out in Newcastle.

Arrived at the Hilton Hotel near the iconic Tyne bridge with enough time to shower change and first pint in the hotel bar, before we ventured out into the city. Our plan was to have a meal then comedy club followed by a couple of pints back at the hotel as we would be up early in the morning to meet Saddle Skedaddles’s rep and handover our bags. Night started out as planned, until the comedy club, Son-in-Law #1 decided it would be fun to site center stage in the front row, weIl we was absolutly roasted by the MC and by the last comedian of the night, I have never laughed so much in my life! Leaving the club Son-in-Law #1 (can you see a trend here!) told us about a hotspot of Newcastle city center called Flairs, we decided to try it out for an hour as it was now 10pm. Countless pints and shots later we stagered back to the Hilton at around 3.30am ever so slighlty worse for wear. As we got out of the lift at our floor Son-In-Law #1 requested that we do not let his other and better half know what time we rolled in, I think he texted her at 10.30pm saying we was off to bed! Now the problem that I have when I am inebereated is that I cannot resit phoning up my other half to wake up no matter what time I roll in, so a quick drunken phone call latter, I dropped drunkely into the bed.

Cycling day 1 (Newcastle to Warkworth), and the infamous toffee-gate!

Oh my head, last night in Newcastle with Mathews and Emmerson was a wee bit messy, alarm felt like big-ben going off, daughter #2 had been messaging my other half and had been given a full update on last nights drunken phone call, so by know daughter #1 would have been full briefed by her little sister! God help Son-in-Law #2 when he gets home. Up for 7am for breakfast and to met with Saddle Skedaddle representatives for 7.30am. We was quite a site when we arrived in the breakfast room, there was several groups of cyclists doing various other Skedaddle trips and they was all bright eyed and busy tailed compared to us. Had to rush back up to the room to pack quickly so that we could hand over the luggage, didnt read the breif properly otherwise we would have known to have our luggage ready. Started riding at 9.30am with a sense of deja vu as we was following the same route from Newcasttle to Tynmouth as the last day of last years trip. Considering the state of us we started off and maintained a fair rate of knots to Tynmouth, we decided to stop at the last pub of last years trip, well it would be rude not to make this the first official pub of this years trip, also a wee bit of the hair of the dog wouldnt hurt either. Once fortified we set off again into unkown territory, the weather was nigh on perfect, partially cloudy with a slight cooling breeze. Rode through Whitley Bay and on to Blythe where we stoped for a snack, and a toffee, but alas bleeding Son-in-Law #2 (probationary) had forgotton to buy them! He had only one job to do for this trip and that was to by the toffees, thats it I decided then and there his probationary period had to be extended! Leaving civilisation behind us after Blyth we rode on some quite roads, hugging the coastline with some stunning scenary that took my mind of the lack of toffees. After a short lunch stop consiting of fish and chips we pushed on, the midges became a wee bit annoying in the late afternoon, we should have put some of the bug spray on.

Arrived at Warkworth about 4pm first we stopped at Warkworth castle to depost the first of four painted stones that Grandchilds #3 & #5 had given us to leave at the end of each day. When we got to our accomodation we found a wedding in full swing, going to be a bit noisy tonight.

Statistics for day 1

Distance: 48 miles. Time: 4hrs 53mins 21sec. Average Speed: 9.8mph. Max Speed: 26.2mph. Elevation: 1,476ft. Max Elevation: 111ft. Pubs Visited: Salvation (Tynmouth), The Old Stonehouse (Amble) and The Hermitage Inn (Warkworth). Pub of the day: The Hermitage. Beers consumed during ride time: 3 each, Brew Dog Elvis Juice (Tynmouth), Bombardier (Amble) and  Cumberland IPA (Warkworth). Beer of the day: Brew Dog Elvis Juice (Emmerson) and Cumberland IPA (Williams). Injuries/Ouchies: Broken egos from comedy club last night: 2 (Mathews doesn’t count as he not ridding). Fragile dispositions: 2 (no need to elaborate further), arguing with a tree branch : 1 (Emmerson). Toffees eaten: 0 (Half wit Emmerson forgots to buy them). Wedding cake snaffled: 2 slices.

Cycling day 2 (Warkworth to Berwick-upon-Tweed)

Long day in the saddle today, we are on a mission to see Holy Island and then to get to Berwick-upon-Twead to meet up with 2 old friends. On this trip is another group consiting of a father with a young son around 12 years old, whilst we are not traveling with them they are staying in the same accomadation as us for the first 2 days, they pass us constantly throughout the trip at a rate of knots several times a day, I will grow to feel a little petty hatred towards the end of the trip for them all dressed in Team Sky kit and on very expensive carbon road bikes.

We opted for following the bridle path after Almouth, what a choice it was, riding up and down the path onto some beautiful deserted coves and bays that we wouldnt have seen if we had stuck to the road. As we was ridding into Seahouses to look for a place to have lunch the other group was just leaving and give us a merry wave as they speed past us. Rounding the corner after Bamburgh Castle we hit some nasty headwinds that came out of nowhere and stayed with us all the way to Holy Island. The headwinds finally turned to a tailwind and we flew across the causway that links Holy Island to the mainland, we was really glad we managed to get a short visit to the island, it is glorious I will definitely be going back for a full explore at a latter date with my better other half We stopped and laid a painted stone at the base of the Priory before having a well earned pint and a taster (or 6) of the mead that the monks make.

The return back across the causeway was a absolute nightmare bleeding headwinds again all the way to Berwick-upon-Tweed. Again we decided to follow the off road section to get us to Berwick, although I would end up almost regretting this, I usulay prefer to have my riding partners infront of me so I can see what they are up to, as the Son-in-Law rounded a bend there was a rock outcrop in the middle of the narrow path, he never shouted a warning, and as I came round the bend I couldnt get out of the way quick enough. I ride clipped into my peddles and I hit the boulder, couldn’t unclip in time to put my foot down before I fell other into a nettle patch, how i didn’t sting myself is a total mistery to me.

We arrived in Brewick quite elated, this was Son-in-Law’s #2 longest ride to date, tonight we was meeting up with some old freinds of mine that have lived near Berwick for that last 15+ years, had a few pints with them reminising.

Statistics for day 2

Distance: 62.2 miles. Time: 6hrs 15mins 254sec. Average Speed: 9.9mph. Max Speed: 32.9mph. Elevation: 2,344ft. Max Elevation: 293ft. Pub visited & also Pub of the day: Crown & Anchor (Holy Island). Beers consumed during ride time: 3 each, Tynemouth Blond, Cumberland, Wee Braw. Beer of the day: Wee Braw. Injuries/Ouchies: Attacked by killer tree: 1 (Emmerson). Dismount/unclipping Issue & ending up in nettle bush: 1 (Williams). Toffees eaten: 0 (Half wit Emmerson forgot to buy them for day 1, had to by ice cream instead out of my own pocket as well!!). Pies eaten: 1 (Emmerson, who eat all the pies.com (I was good and just had fruit!!)). Meeting up with old friends: 2.

Cycling Day 3 (Berwick-Upon-Twead to Melrose)

A day of headwinds and hills was the theme for today, first part of the morning not to bad and very scenic crossing into Scotland and back into England several times. With several bridge crossing of the Tweed and the RAF on manoeuvres through the valley. Stopped at Norham Castle, what a little gem and well worth the visit, no charge and no attendants, with some sections of the ruins accessible, we left our third painted stone in a ledge on the wall of the castle.

Wish we had known that after leaving Norham there would be no place to refuel until Kelso, we just about made it on our last legs. On the upside we wouldn’t have got to see Floors Castle if we hadn’t needed to detour into the town, and we didn’t pay to get into the grounds as we got in via the unattended exit!!.

Got into Melrose on very tired legs and I had started to develop some saddle sores from the long day in the saddle, never had them before and I can only put it down to the different chamois cream I was using and not my normal brand.

B&B Landord was a complete idiot, first he wanted us to leave our bikes in his courtyard all night in the open and then begrudgingly allowed us to put them in his shed. Later on when Emmerson went with him to move the bikes he had a moan about this not being acceptable and the fact that we was going to leave early in the morning and not wanting breakfast. I phoned Saddle Skedaddle to complain about his attitude and the lack of secure storage for our bikes, which was a shame as apart from this our accomaation selecte by Saddle Skedaddle had been outstanding.

Latter on when I went to check on the bikes I found the shed door wide open and propped with a brick, with the bikes in full view of anyone who came into the yard. Shut the door and ensured our bikes was well and truley locked to each other and the landords ride on lwanmower.

Statistics for day 3

Distance: 47 miles. Time: 5hrs 12mins 38sec. Average Speed: 9mph. Max Speed: 31.3mph. Elevation: 2,628ft. Max Elevation: 545ft. Castle walls stormed: 2 (Norham & Kelso). Pub visited & also Pub of the day: The Ship Inn, Melrose.  Beers consumed during ride time: 3 each, Soma IPA and Brew Dig Elvis Juice. Beer of the day: Brew Dog Elvis Juice.  Injuries/Ouchies: Chain slippage: 1 (Williams). Rear light flying of bike: 1 (Emmerson). Tender Buttocks: 1 (Williams). Back in bits: 1 (Emmerson).  Toffees eaten: 2, stolen by Emmerson this morning from the B&B (still not forgiven, you had one job to do Lee Emmerson, one job, #failed). Tetchy B&B Landlords: 1.

Cycling day 4 (Melrose to Edenburgh)

Had a troubled sleep as I couldn’t stop worrying about our bikes and today was an early  start with a big day of hill climbing. Got up at 5.30am for a ad-hoc breakfast of oats-so-simple and fruit, then left at 6.30am.

Had a really good start hills not to bad and some stunning scenery to Innerleithen where we stopped and had a sandwich in a brilliant cycle friendly cafe. The road out was straight into the longest and highest climb of this trip, this was the one on the route maps and Strava that was worrying us due to the elavation, we didnt have to worry. What a road thoroughly enjoyed the very gradual gradient to the sumit and then a very fast descent.

Passed through Dalkeith and Musselburgh before entering Edinburgh, had to ride through a rather long foot/cycle Tunnel that was quite hard after 53 miles in the saddle due to the uphill gradient, but this was our first ever tunnel and was a blast.

Arrived at Edinburgh castle and the end of our ride, got the obligatory end of ride photos and the retired to the pub for a celebratory, but rather expensive (£12.50 for 2) pint and something to eat before getting to the pick up point for the transfer back to Newcastle and the onward trip back to Selby to drop of the Son-in-Law.

Statistics for day 4

Distance: 55.7miles. Time: 5hrs 39mins 12sec. Average Speed: 9.9mph. Max Speed: 27.7mph. Elevation: 2,954ft. Max Elevation: 1345ft. Beers consumed during ride time: 2 each, at Milnes Bar, Edinburgh.  Injuries/Ouchies: Chain slippage: 1 (Williams). Pedal to Shin strike: 1 (Emmerson). Tender Buttocks: 2 (Williams, left and right), 1 (Emmerson, Left). Back in bits: 1 (Emmerson). Heart attack: 1 (Williams, £13 for 2 pints). Toffees eaten: not sure lost count, provided by Emmerson eventually (to late, you had one job to do Lee Emmerson, one job #failed).

Coast to Coast day 4 (Alston to Castleside) and Day 5 (Castleside to Tynemouth), September 2017.

Day 4 Alston to Castleside

Whilst last nights four poster double bed debacle at the Lowbyer Manor was still rankling a bit and the bed/pillows where to soft. Had a decidedly decent sleep, breakfast was not half bad either.

The day started with a nasty climb out of Alston with a day full of big climbs and descents, we trudged along through some bleak but in a beautiful way landscape. Finally got my cake at Allenheads, (do not talk to me about Harstshead Cafe being closed when we reached it on the day before, it still brings tears to my eyes 3 years latter!!). Two off-road sections was on the menu today. the first was a horrible stone track with a steep climb to the top which was better after the summit, with a lovely but windy track along the bleak hill top. We had a short stop at an abandoned workings where we climbed up to add some stones to a Carn someone had built. The second off road section was through a really descent country park (the Waskerly Way) track to Castlehead and our last overnight stop. Re-fuel pub stop today was only 0.4 miles from our B&B but needs must and all that!!!

Arrived at B&B (Deneview) the best of the trip, place is immaculate!!! Landlady even organised us a taxi to the nearest large town, and thus (cue the MC) “for one night only in Consett… Emmerson & Williams!!!” we descended for dinner. We ended up at Man vs Food where the food beat both myself and Emmerson, the potions was huge.


Time: 4.07.19hrs. Distance: 33.7miles. Average speed: 8.1mph. Max speed: 31.1mph. Elevation gain: 3,119ft. Maximum Elevation: 1,990ft Weather: Partially cloudy, 15C, wind speed 11-22mph, direction NE. Incidents/Ouchiees: Williams (sideways brake slide). Cairns rocks Climbed: 1. Toffees 🍬 awarded: 2. Cakes 🍰 consumed: YESSSSS at last, 1.5 each. Pints of beer 🍺 drunk: more than 1 less than 10. Man vs food: 🥘 food won!!!

Day 5 Castleside to Tynemouth

Early start to get to the finish line, had a short but nasty climb out of Castleside with a fine drizzle that stayed with us for the rest of the day.

Made quite good time to Gateshead following some lovely cycle trails and paths, we slowed a bit as we rode into Tynemouth. As per the rest of our trip the route signage became a bit hit and miss and we had to retrace our steps a few times.

The official end of C2C was not obvious and took a bit of finding. Ended up dipping wheels in at the sailing club (ended up with sh•t loads of sand on the bike, chain etc..) and then struggling for about 49mins to find the end of route signage. Local Authorities or the National Cycling Network could do with sorting this out. The start at Whitehaven is well defined and easily found. Despite this it was an outstanding first cycling adventure. Whilst we was having our post trip celebratory pint with a much needed lunch we was talking about doing another trip in 2018.

Our bags had been transported from last nights B&B to the place we left the car on Thursday. We showered and got changed then drove back to Selby to drop of Emmerson and say goodbye to the Grandkiddlies, before departing to get to Daventry ready to go back to work the next day.


Time: 3.23.02hrs. Distance: 32.8miles.Average speed: 9.7mph.Max speed: 24.2mph.Elevation gain: 1,011ft.Maximum Elevation: 851ftWeather: Mostly raining, 10-14C, wind speed 5-11mph, direction North. Toffees 🍬 awarded: 2. Incidents/Ouchies: 2; Williams (bruised walnuts from hastily dismount before crashing into Emmerson!!! And slow puncture suspected picked up from off road section either on day 2 or 3). Pints 🍺 drunk: 1 each. Sense of achievement: oh yea!!!


Coast to Coast (Day 3, Keswick to Alston), September 2017

Biggest day of the trip with the biggest and longest hill (for hill read f•ck off big mountain).

Day started off with a big climb out of Keswick and the first bit of confusion with the route, as it split into two just after Keswick (this also marked the creation of another P2P rule which states maps and GPX files are guidelines only). We chose to stay left and ended up going through the Lake District National Park for a while. Where the second route confusion occurred, the route again split and we decided to follow the alternate route 71/Reviers route 10.  Decided to stop following the Reviers route when we came out of the National Park and followed the signage into Penrith to pick up route 71 again.

Pub lunch and a 3/4 hour rest break in Penrith before settling off again, this time following route 7. Although at the time we thought we was still to follow route 71 and had to re-trace our path back to Penrith!!!!

Started the climb into the Pennines, hills getting bigger. Arrived at the bottom of Hartside Pass at 4.30pm and finally arrived at the top just over an hour latter. Although we had to get off and walk in two places we felt a sense of achievement, as there was also proper riders also having to walk in places. Bleeding wasn’t happy though got to the top and found England’s highest cafe closed!!! Was really looking forward to having a slice of the tallest cake in England!! Grrrrrrr, 🤬, did I mention that I have a love of all things cake 🍰.

Lovely long fast descent into Alston to our overnight stay at the Lowbyer Manor. Hotel only had us down for a double and not a twin room, had to share a four poster bed!!! Little bit peeved, Son-in-Law #2 (Probationary) hogs beds and quilts!!.

Wandered into the town (not much of a town from the little we saw) for a cough medication supply run for Lee and dinner. We decided on the Alston House hotel (good choice). As we started dinner our waitress apologised as the normal restaurant was closed for a charity silent disco. Funniest thing ever, listening to all these local women signing along and dancing in silence with headphones on!!!


Time: 5.54.21hrs. Distance: 50.9miles.Average speed: 8.6mph.Max speed: 27.3mph.Elevation gain: 4,385ft.Maximum Elevation: 1,897ft. Weather: Mostly cloudy, 14C, wind speed 6mph, direction South. Incidents/Ouchies: 2, Emmerson (nettles again!!!, tender backside/saddle sores!!!). Bleeding big hills climbed: lost count but one horrendous 1 at Hartshead pass. Toffees awarded: 2. Pints of beer 🍺 drunk: 2. Cakes 🍰consumed: None 🤬🤬🤬, bleeding highest cafe in England just closing when we got to the top, gutted isn’t the word. Bridal suits slept in: 1 with 4 poster double bed, snuggle up Lee!!!

Coast to Coast (Day 1 and 2, Whitehaven to Keswick), September 2017

We had pondered long and hard for the location of our first ever multi-day cycle tour. Eventually it was decided that as it was the first we should undertake the original Coast to Coast route or as it is better known as the C2C (sea-to-sea). The next major decision was self-supported or via a tour operator. We decided on a tour operator, as our baggage would be transported each day and would be waiting at our overnight accommodation when we arrived. Also having the safety net of the operator providing emergency pick up and transport should we require it.

Day 1 (non-riding day)

Left son-in-law #2’s (probationary) home in Yorkshire after lunch to travel up to Tynemouth. Where we was being picked up by our tour provider to transport us, our bikes and baggage over to Whitehaven ahead of our start the next day for our first ever multi day trip. We shared the transportation with two other riders who was doing the C2C in 3 days rather than our leisurely four days. Arriving at Whitehaven in the early evening, once we had checked in, secured our bikes etc… and showered we ventured into the town for food and beer.

Day 2 (Whitehaven to Keswick)

A day of two halves, morning was bright and partially cloudy with light breeze and only moderate climbing, after the obligatory dip of the rear wheels in the Irish Sea and photographs we set off in a group of other cyclist also doing the C2C. We left the group after a hour or so to detour into Cockermouth for lunch (this would add an extra 18 miles to our overall total for the day). On arriving in Cockermouth I managed to fall of the bike as I forgot to unclip properly and tried to put my clipped in foot onto the floor!! What a prat!!! Our original plan was to find a cafe but we couldn’t find one we liked, we decided on a pub. On posting a picture my daughter commented that we had only just started and was already in a pub! The son-in-law replied that we was changing it from the C-2-C to the pub-2-pub trip. A little light bulb went off in our heads and as we sat there enjoying our lunch and beer we fleshed out the rules of our cycling trip and the Pub-2-Pub cycling challenge was born!

After lunch the climbing began in earnest and the weather changed to some light showers turning more prolonged for the last 10 miles, we soon regretted having the extra beer as neither of us had any get up-&-go, the headwind wasn’t helping either, energy gels and toffees was consumed and eventually we felt the benefit and got our second wind. Following our route map we went off road for our first ever experience of gravel ridding through Whinlatter Forrest where we stopped at the Forrest cafe for a coffee before the final descent into Keswick and our overnight B&B.


Time: 4.56.37hrs. Distance: 41.8miles.
Average speed: 8.5mph. Max speed: 24.8mph.
Elevation gain: 3,441ft. Maximum Elevation: 1,168ft
Weather: Mostly cloudy with some light rain, 11C, wind speed 22mph, direction SSE.
Wight Walkers/Zombie Dragons/Widlings Observed: 0.
Toffees awarded: 2.
Pints of beer 🍺 drunk: 2 each.
Incidents/Ouchies: 4; Emmerson 3 (nettles, almost rode off the road into a ditch, walloped shin with pedal). Williams 1 (failed to remember to unclip at pub, ended up on floor in a heap!!!).

How it all began

It was the late May bank holiday Monday of 2016, whilst traveling back from the England v Wales (Wales lost, 😭😭😭) pre-British Lions friendly with Son-in-Law #2 (Probationary) we got to talking about my rekindled passion for cycling following a 30 year hiatus.

The conversation turned towards multi-day long distance cycling trips and I stated that it was an ambition of mine to undertake some day. The son-in-law replied that he was up for a challenge and would accompany me.

Some months after the son-in-law contacted me to enquire if I was still wanting to do a cycling tour. We got to talking about the type of trip we fancied, and decided that the Coast to Coast (C2C) Whitehaven to Tynemouth was the one for us.

We had planned and booked to undertake the trip on the late May bank holiday weekend of 2017, but in February I was run over by a run away car (my own!!), damaging my leg. After several weeks of recuperating we re-planned the trip for the September.

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